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UNCLE:
“Toh kya karte ho Beta?”
ARJUN (chokes on water)
“Woh… main full-time software engineer hoon. Part-time—uh—Pinky ka emotional support
system.”
UNCLE:
“Kitna kama lete ho?”
ARJUN:
"Uh… enough to afford this kurta but not enough to say no to extra income."
UNCLE:
“Toh Shaadi kab tak karne ka plan hai?”
ARJUN:
“Jab aap log bole !”
(Pinky coughs a bit. Arjun realizes his mistake)
ARJUN:
“I mean, jab aap log bole… 2 saal ke baad, ussi date ko hum shaadi karne ko ready hai”
UNCLE:
"2 saal? Matlab?"
PINKY:
"2 saal, Mumma, Papa. We both want to be settled first."
(Silent conversation - multiple questions from both parents.)
ARJUN (V.O.)
"Bhot shauk tha na Office Meeting chhor ke Family Meeting attend karne ka… Atleast waha tum
samne wale ko mute toh kar skte the."
ARJUN
(sipping tea) Acha Uncle ji, ab mai chalta hu, bhot time ho gya hai! (sipping last sip of tea)
UNCLE:
"Itni jaldi? Beta inko kya rent pe leke aayi ho?"
(Arjun spills the tea after hearing this.)
INT. VERANDAH – MOMENTS LATER
PINKY:
"Sorry. You’re actually… kinda sweet. If this wasn’t fake… you’d make a good boyfriend."
Arjun half-smiles. They both laugh it off.
INT. ARJUN’S APARTMENT – NIGHT
A new group notification pops up on Arjun’s phone:
???? Group Name: “Welcome to the Family ❤️”
UNCLE:
“Beta Arjun, send kundli details. Our panditji is asking.”
ARJUN (V.O.)
"Yeh hota hai asli danger zone. Jab pretend karte-karte… rishtedaari permanent ho
jaaye—when fake becomes family."
???? VOICE MEMO OUTRO:
“Day 2 of pretending to be someone’s boyfriend.
Lessons learned:Uncle Aunty ke sawaal — ChatGPT se bhi zyada fast”
???? END OF EPISODE 3